Confucius Say: Stinky Finger — Truth Bomb Satire Collection™ Mug

“Confucius Say: He Who Go to Bed With Itchy Butt Wake Up With Stinky Finger.” — Truth Bomb Satire Collection™

Crude, classic, and brutally unapologetic. This legendary faux-Confucian proverb delivers timeless bathroom-humor wisdom with a retro punch. Equal parts juvenile and genius — guaranteed to offend the delicate and delight the savage.

• Ceramic
• Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!