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Confucius Say: Itchy Butt Wisdom — Truth Bomb Philosophy Collection™
Confucius Say: Itchy Butt Wisdom — Truth Bomb Philosophy Collection™
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“Confucius Say: He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.” — Truth Bomb Philosophy Collection™
Ancient wisdom meets classic off-color humor in this vintage-styled satire piece that delivers a blunt life lesson with a smirk.
Bring your walls to life with a museum-quality Truth Bomb Posters™ print, crafted to deliver stunning detail, rich color, and the unmistakable presence of premium art.
Every piece is printed on thick, matte, archival-grade paper designed to elevate your space — whether it's a man cave, office, bathroom, bar, or creative studio.
These aren’t just posters — they’re statements.
Premium Quality
• Heavyweight 10.3 mil matte paper with a smooth, elegant texture
• 189 g/m² thickness for a substantial, luxurious feel
• High opacity (94%) and ISO brightness 104% for crisp, vibrant visuals
• Archival-quality inks engineered to resist fading over time
• Glare-free finish — perfect for any lighting environment
• Printed on premium Japanese-sourced paper stock, respected worldwide for consistency and excellence
Designed With Purpose
This piece balances crude humor with timeless caution — a reminder that consequences follow choices, no matter the century.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Ancient wisdom meets classic off-color humor in this vintage-styled satire piece that delivers a blunt life lesson with a smirk.
Bring your walls to life with a museum-quality Truth Bomb Posters™ print, crafted to deliver stunning detail, rich color, and the unmistakable presence of premium art.
Every piece is printed on thick, matte, archival-grade paper designed to elevate your space — whether it's a man cave, office, bathroom, bar, or creative studio.
These aren’t just posters — they’re statements.
Premium Quality
• Heavyweight 10.3 mil matte paper with a smooth, elegant texture
• 189 g/m² thickness for a substantial, luxurious feel
• High opacity (94%) and ISO brightness 104% for crisp, vibrant visuals
• Archival-quality inks engineered to resist fading over time
• Glare-free finish — perfect for any lighting environment
• Printed on premium Japanese-sourced paper stock, respected worldwide for consistency and excellence
Designed With Purpose
This piece balances crude humor with timeless caution — a reminder that consequences follow choices, no matter the century.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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